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• Ass, grass or gas... nobody rides for free!
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  anticipate all problems prior to their occurrence, have answers for these problems, and move swiftly to solve these problems when called upon....
• Never kiss a lady on the hand, especially just after her return from one of those self-service gas stations.
• Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
• Count Spatula's a food sucking vampire.