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• Here dead lie we because we did not choose To live and shame the land from which we sprung.
  Life to be sure, is nothing much to lose; But young men think it is, and we were young....
• Cop: Hey, uh, do you have liquor license here, young fella?
  Bart: Uh, my dog ate it....
• Girls we love for what they are; young men for what they promise to be.
  -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe...
• I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude.
  We are for the most part more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers....
• We want men to rule the nation who care more for and love better the nation's welfare than gold and silver, fame or popularity.
  -- Brigham Young (1801-1877) "Discourses of Brigham Young" (1925)...
• Are we not men?
• Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools. -- George Chapma
• What are we going to do, hang ourselves?
  -- Bart watches Homer build a trap out of a young sapling, "Call of the Simpso...