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• Here at Controls, we have one chief for every Indian.
• we have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reservoir.
  -- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant turned famous movie produce...
• There are no strangers here - only friends we have not met.
• Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen -- please.
  We have a major break in the case. We recovered the burglar's hankerchief from one of the crime scenes....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but she's not available. She's the only programmer we have who can get the software ready to ship to customers, and that's higher priority, you know....
• A brave little theory, and actually quite coherent for a system of five or seven dimensions--if only we lived in one.
  -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "Now We Are Alone...
• Homer: Every afternoon at Moe's, Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner, Apu, and I would get together and sing, and the crowds went wild!
  [Scene shows roses and underwear getting thrown on stage] Barney...
• Ok, folks, you want the fifty buck question...here it comes.
  ..ready or not! Lake Webster is located in Massachusetts....