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Here Lies Irvin S. Cobb, Not That It Makes Any Difference. -- Written On Grave
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Here lies Irvin S. Cobb, not that it makes any difference.
-- Written on grave
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Here lies Nunnally Johnson. If I don't come back, go right ahead without me. -- Written on grave
Here lies the body of Harry Hershfield. If not, notify Ginsberg & Company, Undertakers, at once.
-- Written on grave...
What is a croquette but hash that has come to a head? -- Irvin S. Cobb
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
-- Irvin S. Cobb...
Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been permanently discontinued.
-- Irvin S. Cobb...
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers. -- Irvin S. Cobb
I've just learned about his illness; let's hope it's nothing trivial. -- Irvin S. Cobb
The only ones who seem to object to nudity are those who haven't tried it yet. -- Irvin S. Cobb
Why should a worm turn? It's probably just the same on the other side. -- Irvin S. Cobb