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Here's To Good Friends Tonight Is Kinda Stupid The Beer We'll Pour Is Something We'll Ignore Somehow.
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"Here's to good friends
Tonight is kinda stupid
The beer we'll pour
Is something we'll ignore somehow...
So tonight, tonight,
Let it be Lowbrau."
"Lowbrau, the beer for those times when you just don't feel
sophisticated."
Related:
Let's just stay home tonight.
...and tonight we have the added ingredient of Kenny Dalglish not being here.
Close friends will surprise you tonight with the absence of a party.
Burns: Well, we certainly got walloped tonight, eh, fellas?
[laughs] Homer: Yeah, ha ha -- [gets kicked under the table] Well, Mr....
So we 'll go no more a-roving So late into the night. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- So we 'll go
We 'll shine in more substantial honours, And to be noble we 'll be good.
-- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
Bart: Chapter 8; Let's talk zombies. If a zombie bites you, you'll become a zombie.
You must walk the earth, feeding on the brains of the living until the spell is broken....
Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a refreshing drink from hops and barley.
[drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A....
Number One: Tonight we are here to commemorate our glorious society's 1500th anniversary, and in honor of this momentous occasion.
..we're havin' ribs. [everyone cheers as caterers roll carts out] Home...