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Her Mere Presence Causes Parity Errors, Power Fails, And Head Crashes.
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Her mere presence causes parity errors, power fails, and head crashes.
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parity errors: pl.n. Little lapses of attention or (in more severe cases) consciousness, usually brought on by having spent all night and most of the next day hacking.
I need to go home and crash; I'm starting to get a lot of parity errors....
Never...ever...try to be funny in my presence again, Percy. -- Edmund: Head
parity errors pl.n. Little lapses of attention or (in more severe cases) consciousness, usually brought on by having spent all night and most of the next day hacking.
I need to go home and crash; I'm starting to get a lot of parity errors....
parity error.
One Pinch, a hungry lean-faced villain, A mere anatomy.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Comedy of Errors -- Act v, Sc. 1...
power hit n. A spike or drop-out in the electricity supplying your machine
a power glitch. These can cause crashes and even permanent damage to your machine(s)....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you are trying to remember something but hear in your head
parity error at address......
The ultimate value of life depends upon awareness, and the power of contemplation rather than upon mere survival.
-- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)...
Krusty: And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin Cycle Fantastique trick!
It's a great piece of buffoonery if you pull it off, but if you blow it, you'll look like a fool....