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He's a virtual genius. He's just swapped out right now.
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Good programmers never die... they just get swapped out!
wap vt. 1. [techspeak] To move information from a fast-access memory to a slow-access memory (`swap out'), or vice versa (`swap in').
Often refers specifically to the use of disks as `virtual memory'....
wap: vt. 1. [techspeak] To move information from a fast-access memory to a slow-access memory (`swap out'), or vice versa (`swap in').
Often refers specifically to the use of disks as `virtual memory'....
Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably.
Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!...
Affordable Virtual Beowulf Cluster Every nerd drools over Beowulf clusters, but very few have even seen one, much less own one.
Until now, that is. Eric Gylgen, the open source hacker famous for EviL (the dancing ASCII paperclip add-on to vi), is working on a program that will emulate Beowulf clusters on a standard desktop PC....
What is virtual memory? Virtual memory allows you to use more memory than your machine has.
If something is transparent, it's there, but you can't see i...
He had been bitten by a dog, but didn't give it much thought until he noticed that the wound was taking a remarkably long time to heal.
Finally, he consulted a doctor who took one look at it and ordered the dog brought in....
One day this guy is finally fed up with his middle-class existence and decides to do something about it.
He calls up his best friend, who is a mathematical genius....
Thrashing is just virtual crashing.