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Heterosexual Sex: 2 Hours Pleasure For Lifetime Of Responsibility
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Heterosexual sex: 2 hours pleasure for lifetime of responsibility
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Sex, Sex, Sex... the pleasure of having a 1 track mind.
Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all.
.. they become lawyers. -- Woody Alle...
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Flaming Heterosexual
The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
-- Advice to his son on sex...
The pleasure is momentary, The position ridiculous, The expense damnable.
-- Chesterfield, on sex...
T is a little thing To give a cup of water; yet its draught Of cool refreshme
drained by fevered lips, May give a shock of pleasure to the frame More exquisite than when nectarean juice Renews the life of joy in happiest hours....
Petition me no petitions, sir, to-day; Let other hours be set apart for business.
To-day it is our pleasure to be drunk; And this our queen shall be as drunk as we....
I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime. -- Woody Alle