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He Who Lies Down With Dogs Probably Has A Wife Who Keeps Seven Or More Cats In The Bedroom.
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He who lies down with dogs probably has a wife who keeps seven or more cats
in the bedroom.
Related:
Has it ever rained cats and dogs?
He who is content with his lot probably has a lot.
A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
He who hesitates is probably smart.
The guy who brags that he walked three miles to school probably has a grandchild that has to park that far away today.
A pedestrian is a man who has two cars, a wife, and one or more teenage children.
A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.
A man pleaded innocent of any wrong doing when caught by the police during a raid at the home of a mobster, excusing himself by claiming that he was making a bolt for the door....
Man who arrives at party two hours late will probably find he has been beaten to the punch.
Bogovich's Law: He who hesitates is probably right.