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Hey Chris! Glad You Were The One To Stea----ummm, Borrow Them!
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Hey Chris! Glad you were the one to stea----ummm, borrow them!
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Mitch: I had the strangest dream Chris: Was it a dream where you were standing atop a pyramid dressed in the robes of a sungod with thousands of naked women throwing little tiny pickles at you?
Mitch: No Chris: Why am I the only one who has that dream? -- From "Real Geniu...
On marriage: Why buy a book when you can borrow one from the library?
Friends, n: People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.
People who know you well, but like you anyway....
Aren't you glad you asked?
Hey, good to see you. Glad you could make it. Toby, have you lost weight?
-- Bart, the perfect host at his birthday party, "Radio Ba...
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
You can borrow a book and return it too.
You may borrow a book and read it too!
It is always best not to tell people of your troubles.
Half of them are not interested and the other half are glad you're getting what's coming to you....