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• Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
• Did you hear about the next major-theme amusement park will be called Disneygland.
• QOTD: Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like a TEMPLE?
  Well, I treat mine like 'n AMUSEMENT PARK... S'great......
• Trespassers, eh?" -farmer "No, sir. We're amusement park patrons.
  Fry "Oooh, that's a wicked sinful place. Tilt-a-whirl's okay, but the rest is mighty wicked....
• Hey You can't park there Mohican to first American settlers.
• You're going into the morgue at midnight????
• If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of "bag.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Beware of dark rooms... they might be the morgue.