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• A kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo, eventually.
• Oreo
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
  I was an only child...eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
  I was an only child... eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Middle age is when you wish you could have some of the naps you refused to take as a kid.
• Wife: Now, I don't know much about haggling or bargaining, so let's just pay whatever the Winfields want.
  Agent: That could work. -- Flexibility is our middle name, "The New Kid on the Block...
• Wes Brot ich ess, des Lied ich sing." (Whose bread I eat, his song I sing.
  ) -- Middle High German proverb...
• Eventually, everything will be there.