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"Hide the wenches and batten down the access codes... yer about to
be boarded, ye scurvy network news dogs! Har Har..."
-- "Bloom County"
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Ah, Squiddy! I got nothing against ye. I just heard there was gold in yer belly.
Ha ha har, ha ha ha har! -- Captain McAllister vs....
Out from the shadows behind you pounces a bearded pirate!
Har, har," he he chortles, "I'll just take all this booty and hide it away with me chest chest deep in the maze!...
Ingen har nytte av et lik
This is another fine myth you've gotten me into!!! -- Lor L. and Har D.
Ms.M: So y = r^3/3. And if you determine the rate of change in this curve correctly, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
Class: [chuckles] Ms.M: Don't you get it, Bart? Derivative dy = 3 r^2 / 3, or r^2 dr, or r dr r....
anked adj. Same as down, used primarily by Unix hackers.
See also hosed. Popularized as a synonym for `drunk' by Steve Dallas in the late lamented "Bloom County" comic strip....
I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch `St.
Elsewhere', won't scream, `FORGET IT, BLANCHE ......
anked: adj. Same as {down}, used primarily by UNIX hackers.
See also {hosed}. Popularized as a synonym for `drunk' by Steve Dallas in the late lamented "Bloom County" comic strip....
I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch `St.
Elsewhere', won't scream, `FORGET IT, BLANCHE ......