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His elevator is stuck between floors.
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Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator who got off between floors.
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If you live in an apartment building with more than four floors, it pays to be nice to the elevator repairman.
Help! Help! I'm stuck between Probert and McSorely!
His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator will be going in the right direction.
Proof by induction: N=1. Trivialy true, since both you and the elevator only have one floor to go to....
There is a building with four floors. On the first floor, there is a convention of architects.
On the second floor, there is a vinyl manufacturing plant....
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins....