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• Burn's Hog Weighing Method: (1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a sawhorse.
  (2) Put the hog on one end of the plank. (3) Pile rocks on the other end until the plank is again perfectly balanced....
• Hog Weighing Method: (1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a sawhorse.
  (2) Put the hog on one end of the plank. (3) Pile rocks on the other end until the plank is again perfectly balanced....
• 1) If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction.
  2) Not until a program has been in production for at least six months will the most harmful error be discovered....
• Living in Dubbo is about as interesting as watching a plank warp.
• And all that the Lorax left here in this mess was a small pile of rocks with the one word, "unless.
  Whatever THAT meant, well, I just couldn't guess....
• hog n.,vt. 1. Favored term to describe programs or hardware that seem to eat far more than their share of a system's resources, esp.
  hose which noticeably degrade interactive response....
• You don't understand regeneration, Mel. It's a lottery, and I've drawn the short plank.
  -- Dr. McCoy, TIME AND THE RANI...
• Hey, buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
  -- Homer's attempt to domesticate rocks, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...