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Holly: I Was In Love Once -- A Sinclair ZX-81.
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Holly: I was in love once -- a Sinclair ZX-81. People said, No, Holly,
she's not for you. She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't
load -- well, not for me, anyway.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Stasis Leak'
Related:
Holly: Well, she [Kochanski] won't be much use to you on Fiji now -- not unless it snows and you need something to grit the path with.
-- Red Dwarf - 'The End'...
Holly trying to help Lister recable the damaged Hollogram suite] Liste
'Shouldn't this cable go somewhere?' Holly: 'Yes, connect it to the blue cable....
Holly: It's better to have loved and to have lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.
Cat: Why's that? Holly: Anything's better than listening to an album by Olivia Newton-John....
She said she would love me till the end of time. But then she said my time was up.
Holly: I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an I.Q.
of 6000 -- the same I.Q. of 6000 P.E. teachers. -- Red Dwarf - 'Future Echoes'...
I guess the joke's on me," she said.
Roses are red, she said, and violents are blue.
Holly: Purple alert! Purple alert! Lister: What's a purple alert?
Holly: Well, it's like not as bad as a red a alert, but a bit worse than a blue alert -- sort of a mauve alert....
Holly: Ah, got him: 'Tension Sheet, inventor of, Dave Lister, aged 17.
' Rimmer: Damn! Holly: And he died tragically in a plane crash, aged 98....