Holly: Purple Alert! Purple Alert! Lister: What's A Purple Alert?

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Holly: Purple alert! Purple alert!
Lister: What's a purple alert?
Holly: Well, it's like not as bad as a red a alert, but a bit worse
than a blue alert -- sort of a mauve alert.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Dimension Jump'

Holly: Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice-recognition unicycle!
Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database!...
CONFUSION ALERT! CONFUSION ALERT!
RED ALERT - Borg Fleet Approaching.
ALERT! ALERT! No, Wait! It's TWO Lerts!
Red Alert. -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
CAUTION! Corny tagline alert.
Intruder Alert! - 3 drinks!
Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
You are clever, alert, and intellectual.

Holly: Purple Alert! Purple Alert! Lister: What's A Purple Alert?

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