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Holy 1/2 A Keg On The Porch! -- Brian Eberle, 7 Feb 93
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Holy 1/2 a keg on the porch!
-- Brian Eberle, 7 Feb 93
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1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....
Running NYMPHO.EXE %1 %2 %3 %4 ...TIMEOUT... %5 %6 %7 ...TIMEOUT... %8
Mathematician: 2 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 11 is prime.
.. Physicist: 2 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime (experimental error), 11 is prime....
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....
1) X=Y ; Given 2) X^2=XY ; Multiply both sides by X 3) X^2-Y^2=XY-Y^2
Subtract Y^2 from both sides 4) (X+Y)(X-Y)=Y(X-Y) ...
bounce v. 1. [common; perhaps by analogy to a bouncing check] An electronic mail message that is undeliverable and returns an error notification to the sender is said to `bounce'.
See also bounce message. 2. [Stanford] To play volleyball....
bounce: v. 1. [perhaps by analogy to a bouncing check] An electronic mail message that is undeliverable and returns an error notification to the sender is said to `bounce'.
See also {bounce message}. 2. [Stanford] To play volleyball....
1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.