HORSE RACIN Tragedy Struck The Owners Of Fast Sausage Yesterday When The Horse Was Accidentally Put In The Wrong Horse-box And Sent To Be Slaughtered And Turned Into 200 Cans Of Dog-food.

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HORSE RACIN
Tragedy struck the owners of Fast Sausage yesterday when the horse was
accidentally put in the wrong horse-box and sent to be slaughtered and
turned into 200 cans of dog-food. The owners said that they don't mind
very much, and look forward to getting rid of more useless horses this
way. Fast Sausage's descendants, two ponies (Pork Sausage and Long
Sausage) will be cared for by the St Pharlap's Home for Orphaned Horses
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.

The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage. Danish Proverb
There's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's got not *much* spam in it.
There are more horse's asses than horses. -- Soderquist's Paradox
Mathematicians do it with a Minkowski sausage.
I'm encased in the lining of a pure pork sausage!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Leftie's Whole Hog Sausage with 100 percent pure pork.
Liberals Whole Hog Sausage with 100 percent pure pork.
Jimmy Dean -- Rebel Without a Sausage.
Ross Perot - a sausage short of a barbecue.

HORSE RACIN Tragedy Struck The Owners Of Fast Sausage Yesterday When The Horse Was Accidentally Put In The Wrong Horse-box And Sent To Be Slaughtered And Turned Into 200 Cans Of Dog-food.

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