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Hospitality: Making Your Guests Feel At Home, Even Though You Wish They Were.
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Hospitality: Making your guests feel at home, even though you wish they were.
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It's OBVIOUS.. The FURS never reached ISTANBUL.. You were an EXTRA in the REMAKE of ``TOPKAPI''.
. Go home to your WIFE.. She's making FRENCH TOAST! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Patty: {Hey, Krabappel: if you get in the way of that bouquet, I'll stuff that sunhat down your neck.
} Burns: [being wheeled in] Smithers, take me home!...
Everyone will avoid you, even though your personality isn't infectious.
The Party Law: The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat.
I wish you were a beer.
Eat, drink and be merry, and tomorrow, you'll wish you were dead.
When the credit card statement comes at the end of the month, you will get your wish....
A stranger at your gate is grateful for the hospitality of your house.
Home is where you wear your hat. I feel so break up: I want to go home -- Lord John Whorfi
Fish's Second Law of Animal Behavio