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• Alas! The poor Tagline. I knew it well.
• Alas, Poor Yorick, I think you're dead.
• Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
  He hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!...
• I understand "stressed." It's "desserts" backwards.
• Professor: I knew I should have shown him "Electro-Gonnorhea, the Noisy Killer.
• The Poor? The Poor? I love the Poor. Pull!
• To tell....alas, I may not be original, but I found something to post.
• Alas, poor Peri, not for us the pleasures of Phaestor 95 .
  . . I am a living peril to the universe. If this poor hive is to be cleansed, there's only one recourse--contemplation, self-abnegation in some hellish wilderness--ten days, ten years, a thousand years, of what consequence is time to me?...
• which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
  One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....