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• Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole -- John Valby
• Will Rodgers never met Howard Cosell.
• Sports is the toy department of human life. -- Howard Cosell
• DON'T go!! I'm not HOWARD COSELL!! I know POLISH JOKES.
  .. WAIT!! Don't go!! I AM Howard Cosell!... And I DON'T know Polish jokes!...
• I'm an asshole! (He's an asshole! What an asshole!) I'm an asshole!
  (He's the world's biggest asshole!) A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody!...
• Howard Johnson's got his Ho-Jo workin'.
• The biggest block to any man's success is in his head.
• Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home. -- John Howard Payne