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How Can You Control Yourself, Master Your Behavior, When You Come From A Country Where People Howl At Funerals?
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How can you control yourself, master your behavior, when you come from a
country where people howl at funerals?
-- E.M. Cioran
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Live with wolves, and you will learn how to howl.
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"It is right before your eyes," said the master. "Why do I not see it for myself?...
A novice asked the master: "I have a program that sometime runs and sometimes aborts.
I have followed the rules of programming, yet I am totally baffled....
A novice asked the master: "I have a program that sometimes runs and sometimes aborts.
I have followed the rules of programming, yet I am totally baffled....
I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
-- E. M. Forster, as a small child...
To make yourself miserable, think that you can control your nervous system by sheer will power.
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