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• It's hard to keep your shirt on when you're getting something off your chest.
• If hard work is so good for you, how come the rich don't keep it all for themselves?
  -- Jamaican saying...
• My parents went to the Tee-Shirt Shoppe and all I got was this stupid T-shirt!
• My father died at Khitomer, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt -- RWR
• The Borg assimilated my race, and all I got was this crummy t-shirt.
• Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
  Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...
• Keep your laws off my body!
• Keep your values off my family.