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• Marge: That pizza delivery truck has been parked across the street for two weeks.
  [looking at a pizza delivery truck conspicuously equipped with a satellite dish] [inside the truck, loaded with electronic snooping equipment] Marge's voice...
• Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said
  If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market....
• Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said
  If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market....
• Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said
  If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market....
• He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market.
  If a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarries then he should not accept of the Earth that which he refuses to give of himself....
• The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence
  Abolish all private property. -- Karl Marx (1818-1883), "The Communist Manifesto...
• How many VMM members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Note: VMM=Vegetarian Matchmakers, a singles group where nobody ever puts their foot down and demands that anyone should do anything....
• This land is my land, and only my land, I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one, If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off, This land is private property.
  -- Apologies to Woody Guthrie...
• How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. He gives it to five Oregonians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke....