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How does one expect the unexpected?
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How many retarded Italian gardeners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but don't expect results....
It always happens, but we never expect "the unexpected".
One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.
-- Augustine's Law Number XLV -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
How many light bulbs -- does it take to screw Netscape?
Four. One for employees of non-profit organisations, one for students and educators, one for people who can read a license agreement, one for people who expect a company to keep its word....
If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find i
for it is hard to be sought out, and difficult. -- Heraclitu...
How many conductors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. (Indignant nose upturned.) Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand....
XLI: The more one produces, the less one gets. XLII
Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing....
How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
How many WASP's -- does it take to change a lightbulb? One.