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• That's the problem with tradition, it's always dated. -- Curt George Siffe
• For the last time, I'm not male! I'm HUMAN! -- Curt Siffe
• Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ?
  A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
• Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
  A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
• George Bush's '92 slogan: "I promise, no new leadership!
• How long does it take a DEC repairman -- to change a light bulb?
  It depends on how many burnt-out light bulbs he brought with him....
• Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
  A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....