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How Do I Think The President Will Handle The Budget Deficit?
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How do I think the President will handle the budget deficit? I think he
will issue Quayle bonds - no interest, no maturity.
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The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough time
and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility....
How many US Presidents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra light bulb....
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. -- Tom Stoppard
Abortion] is not an issue with the American people.
It is a figment of your imagination if you think that this is an issue that is talked about a lot....
I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, I would be far more serious.
I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's any reflection on my ability to lead this nation....
I think, .... Do You?
My viewpoint is that it's more of a choice than a biological situation.
.. I think it is a wrong choice. It is a wrong; it is a wrong choice....
The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think that I would want the job.
-- Ronald W. Reagan (in 1973)...
Stop and think about this for a minute. Here is a guy running for President that is willing to spend umpteen million dollars to obtain the office
and while you are right there in his presence, he is telling you how he is going to balance the budget....