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How Do You Get 1000 Babies Into A Volkswagen? A Pitch Fork.
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How do you get 1000 babies into a Volkswagen? A Pitch Fork.
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It's 1000. Do you know what time it is?
FORK YOU!
Babies do it in their pants.
How do you get Schrodinger's Cat _into_ the box?
Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
England's monarchy is how old? 1000 years? Jesus, you guys must have a hell of a lot of laws!
-- an anonymous sysadmi...
Homer: Oh, what am I going to do? Moe: Uh, why don't you invite him over.
Turn him from an enemy to a friend. Then when he's not expecting it -- bam!...
Why drive a Volkswagen when you can have a Rolls Royce?
The rich get richer; the poor get babies.