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How do you make a dog meow? Freeze it, grab a bandsaw, and MEEEEOW...
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Make a cat meow? Freeze it, take a bandsaw and MEEEOOWWW.
How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?
You made a woman MEOW?
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Kirk: "How do we fit in?" Martia: "Getting outside the shield is easy....
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How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder.
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five?
No, four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincol...