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• Probability factor of one to one... we have normality, I repeat we have normality.
  Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem....
• For the next hour, WE will control all that you see and hear.
• Death (Other Than Your Own)- is no excuse. If you can arrange for funeral services to be held late in the afternoon, however, we can let you off an hour early, provided all you work is up to date.
  -- Work Rule...
• A semi-final is, as we all know, a semi-final - it's the old cliche.
• One is constantly reminded of the infinite lavishness and fertility of Nature -- inexhaustible abundance amid what seems enormous waste.
  And yet when we look into any of her operations that lie within reach of our minds, we learn that no particle of her material is wasted or worn out....
• Before we start, we have a lost child here. If she's not claimed within the next hour, she will become property of Blockbuster Entertainment.
  -- A warning from Cypress Hill, "Homerpalooza...
• Estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by 2, add 3, and change the unit of measure to the next higher unit.
  Thus we allocate 2 days for a one-hour task. -- Westheimer's Time Estimation Rule...
• Total freedom is never what one imagines and, in fact, hardly exists.
  It comes as a shock in life to learn that we usually only exchange one set of restrictions for another....
• I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my metaphysics final.
  You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me....