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• ALGOL 68 - Algol 60's niece. A high-society woman, well educated and terse.
  Few men can fully understand her when she talks, and her former lovers still discuss her mysterious personality....
• With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies.
  And when she lies, she does not believe herself. -- Tolstoy...
• The woman hurried home from her doctor's appointment, devastated by the medical report she had just received.
  When her husband came in from work, she told him, "Darling, the doctor said I have only twelve more hours to live....
• When an Indian painted his face, it meant war. When a woman does, she's out for peace.
• Q: How does a single woman in New York get rid of cockroaches? A: She asks them for a commitment.
• No woman can call herself free who does not own and control her body.
  No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether she will or will not be a mother....
• With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies.
  And when she lies, she does not believe herself. -- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)...
• Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.
• A person shows what she is by what she does with what she has when she is able.