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• The VFW represents many who died to give this country a second chance to make it what it is supposed to be -- God's guest house on earth.
  -- John Wayne...
• How many Muslims -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If the light bulb has died, it is the will of Allah, and it would be blasphemy to attempt to change it....
• It's not the shape, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise.
• Many people know how to attain success, but few know how to make the best use of it.
• What counts is not how many animals were killed to make the fur but how many animals the woman had to sleep with to get a fur.
  -- Angela LaGreca...
• Beverly is in a sweater - 2 drinks!
• Two sheep short of a sweater.
• How many Chinamen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work....