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  Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company....
• How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One hundred; one to change the light bulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren't chosen....
• How many Sun readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
• How many <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it....
• How many blacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: One to boogie up the ladder, two to keep the beat....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
• How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....
• How many furfen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to climb up the ladder and change the light bulb....