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  None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to change the bulb and one to say "Yeah, that sounds just like it....
• How many Pygmies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  At least three. Note: think height!...
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract....
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
• How many American Imperialist Pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to put in the bulb, and two to search through the cartons of inferior American produced light bulbs for one that isn't defective....
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five: One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins....
• How many Hindus -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to do the puja. Note: PUJA is a religious ceremony....
• How many librarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know, but I can look it up for you....