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• Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgement.
• I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
• cerebral atrophy, n: The phenomena which occurs as brain cells become weak and sick, and impair the brain's performance.
  An abundance of these "bad" cells can cause symptoms related to senility, apathy, depression, and overall poor academic performance....
• So you mean I'm drunk. I feel strange, but also good.
  Because, because you have lost the capacity for self-judgement....
• On alcohol: four is one more than more than enough. -- Jim Pastore
• The greatness of kings is made at the margin; the greatness of legislatures, at the mean.
  That is to say, a monarch is judged by individual virtues and performance, but no legislature can be called great because it contained one or a few impressive individuals, to whom it paid no heed....
• Everyone complains of his memory, but no one complains of his judgement.
  -- Duc de la Rochefoucauld...
• Evaporation Allowance: The volume of alcohol that the graduate students can drink in a year's time.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Government action and inaction both gravely impair business confidence. -- Mark Epernay