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  Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers....
• How many Australians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first....
• How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One to light a candle and say it's just as good as electric light....
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!...
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
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  Two: One to change the bulb and one to say "Yeah, that sounds just like it....
• How many guitarists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to change it, and four to stand around going "Huh ! I could've done that !...