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• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway....
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  None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?...
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  None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....
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  It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity anymore....
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  It doesn't matter. They can't see over the glare of their armour anyway....