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• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.
• How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?...
• How many witches -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It depends on what you want them to change it into....
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many undertakers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They just paint them black and go on using them....
• How many executives -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world....
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....