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• How many racists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  The question is irrelevant since you can never find anyone that admits to being a racist even if you knew how many you were looking for....
• How many Reagans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  What light bulb? Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory....
• How many U.S fighter pilots -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  ? Hell !, You mean it was one of OURS !?!?! Note: Topical to the shooting down of 2 allied helicopters over Iraq....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many VMS heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Errr... Well, I've got a patch that I could apply to it, but if you can just wait till next year, it'll all be fixed when we upgrade to light bulb version 6....
• How many people -- does it take to throw away a one WATT bulb?
  ? Five. A Black, a Jew, two women, and a cripple......
• How many Reagans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one - Nancy. Note...
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many do you think it takes?...
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?