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• Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb and four to share the experience....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!...
• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience....
• How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke....
• How many northern Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None of your f***ing business and have a nice day....
• Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience....