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• How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  565. 1 to put in a trick bulb (say, a flash bulb), 6 to flame the first, pointing out that this bulb is different from the old one, 29 to counter-flame, pointing out that the new bulb is deliberately different, and is parodying the old one, 7 to leave the room, citing the extreme density of the 6, 12 to demand that this commentary be redirected to the other room, 14 to ask that the bulb be changed again, since they missed seeing it the first time, and 496 (a bit excessive, but it's not my joke) to climb all over each other, trying to put the old bulb back in....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well, it depends upon the platform on which one stands!...
• How many blues musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to go to Chicago because there might be a light bulb there and the other to play harp....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the light bulb and one to make sure the stack of manuals doesn't tip over....
• How many C programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they forgot to declare it fi...
• How many programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but you can never change it back again....
• How many Prolog programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb? False.
• How many C++ programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message....
• How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....