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• How many Yale students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, New Haven looks better in the dark....
• How many academics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. That's what research students are for....
• How many computer science students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are far too busy hacking....
• How many first year civil engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. That's a second year subject....
• How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, pre-meds don't screw, they study....
• How many medical students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are too busy propping up the bar....
• How many boarding school students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have their parents do it for them....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They have a machine that does that now....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....