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• How many efficiency experts -- does it take to replace a light bulb?
  None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs....
• How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
  Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark....
• How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Nine. One to climb the ladder and replace the bulb, eight to stand around grumbling "That should be ME up there....
• How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc)...
• How many University of Washington Husky football fans (or any over-the-top sports fans who pay way way too much attention to minutia surrounding "their" team) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A million and one. One to hold the old bulb, and the rest to all try and make the world revolve around it....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten: To form a university funded protest committee to research how the white male patriarchy conspires to keep women and minorities in the dark....
• How many Dune Coons -- does it take to replace a light bulb?
  Three - one to hold the bulb and two to turn the stool, but they need a foreign adviser to tell them it was burned out....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her....
• How many members of the Impossible Missions Force -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  5. While Cinnamon creates a diversion by wearing a skimpy dress, I use a tiny narcotic dart to knock out the facist dictator and remove his body....