Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

Bob Barker: "Which one of these lovely womanoids will take home atomic tiara?
Bob Barker: "I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive.
.. as long as no one wears the skin." Fry: "How can I live my life if I can't tell good from evil?...
Are you all right?" -Leela "Ah, it's nothing a a law suit won't cure." -Bende
Aw, poor baby, chipped a fang." -Leela "Hey, I got a busted ass here!
I don't see anyone kissing it." -Bender "All right, I'm coming." -Zoidberg...
Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.
-Leela...
And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I too hope one day to go
he toilet." -Prof. Farnsworth...
Hey, you know what'd cheer you up? You should get yourself a puppy.
Amy "A puppy? Nibbler loved to eat puppies...." -Leela...
I love every living creature." -Leela "Even me?" -Fry "As a friend." -Leela
Wow, so this is a real TV station, huh." -Fry "Well, it's a Fox affiliate.
TV worker guy "What are you showing right now?...
Oh my god, you knocked Fox off the air!" -TV worker guy "Like anyone on earth cares." -Fry

< previous

11169