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A few thousand rads never hurt anybody.
A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.
A few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.
A few yards short of the hole.
AFF: Add Fudge Facto
Affairs with Nymphs are often very expensive.
Affcot (n.) The sort of fart you hope people will talk after.
Affection, like melancholy, magnifies trifles; but the magnifying of the one is like looking through a telescope at heavenly objec
hat of the other, like enlarging monsters with a microscope. ...
AFFIANCED, pp. Fitted with an ankle-ring for the ball-and-chain.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...

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