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A good supervisor can step on your toes without messing up your shine.
A good theory should fit on a T-shirt -- Astronomer at Jan 1992 AAS meeting
A good time to switch to RC Cola. -- Government Euphemism for Recessio
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit.
A good turn at need, At first or last, shall be assur'd of meed.
-- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Divine Weekes and Workes, Sixth Day...
A good USENET motto would be a. Together, a strong community.
b. Computers R Us. c. I'm sick of programming, I think I'll just screw around for a while on company time....
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is when they break into your castle, make them be real quiet, then open a door and there's the monster, sound asleep.
-- Deep Though...
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone....
A good word is an easy obligation, but not to speak ill, requires only our silence, which costs us nothing.
-- Tillotso...
A good workman is known by his tools.

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