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A little virtue will never hurt you. -- Piet Hei
A little woman fell in love with a man 90 years old--until she made a date with him.
She goes out with him that night, and a friend says the next morning, "How did you like him?...
Alive, and simply delighted!
A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles.
Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts....
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail ever clinking.
A living dog is better than a dead lion. -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes ix, 4
Al Jeeter: Goes to same job every day!
All a biker needs is a tight paceline, a loose groove, and a warm place to sprint.
All above is my opinion unless specified otherwise. -- DISCLAIMER
All absolute pronouncements are incorrect.

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