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All the plants in my house are dead---I shot them last night.
I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Steven Wrigh...
All the Poles were in the right half of the plane.
All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.
-- Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American -- H. L. Mencke...
All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
-- Pat Paulse...
All the prophets of doom can always find room in a world full of worry and fea
ipped cigarettes, and chemistry sets, and Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer. -- Raymond Scum...
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. -- Grant Wood
All the reporters ask me about my failures. Are they kidding?
There are no failures. Failure? Failure isn't in my vocabulary. -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full. -- Ecclesiastes, i, 7
All the science in Star Trek is consistent and correct.
All these black people are screwing up my democracy. -- Ian Smith

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