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A-B-C-D-E-F-G, Sell your story to TV, How you turned in Mom & Dad -- Wasn't Mrs.
Reagan glad?" -- Mark Russell...
ABCD GOLDFISH? LMNO GOLDFISH!
ABC. It's easy as 123. All simple as Doe Rey Me, ABC, 123 ...
ABC News will be right back with the Great Quake of '89, brought to you by Subaru.
-- American Brodcast Corporation -- ABC News, October 18?, 1989....
ABDICATION, n. An act whereby a sovereign attests his sense of the high temperature of the throne.
Poor Isabella's Dead, whose abdication Set all tongues wagging in the Spanish nation....
ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all true men engage.
From women this ancient faith commands but a stammering assent. They sometimes minister a...
Abdominos... sit-ups & pizza.
A beard signifies lice, not brains.
A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
-- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
A bear in his natural habitat: a Studebaker!" -- THE MUPPET MOVIE

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